Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第五季第十八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、欢迎来到动物管理部让我带你们转转Welcome to Animal Control. Let me show you around.那些是椅子那是只猫或者负鼠Those are some chairs. Thats a cat or a possum.哦这是张餐巾上面我写了Oh, this is a napkin where I wrote down给狗起的一个酷名字”狗叫奥巴马”a cool name for a dog. Bark Obama.对吧Right?那是-这里发生了什么Is that- whats happening here?哦哟是我们在外面找到这只鸟Oh. Yo. Yeah.

2、 We found this bird outside.我们试着把它变成一个工作警笛We tried to turn it into a work whistle,像摩登原始人的片头里一样like in the beginning of The Flintstones.比看起来难虽然Tougher than it looked, though.我们镇上有大规模的害虫问题We have a massive pest problem in this town,因为动物管理部是个祸害and its because the Animal Control Department has been disa

3、ster.在抓动物上at catching animals.他们倒是很擅长摄入和销♥售&hearts汰♥麻♥Theyre great at ingesting and selling marijuana.这个地方是由两个毒虫废物管理的悲惨无底洞This place is a miserable suck hole run by two pot-head losers.这里的管理完全是失当的Its completely and utterly mismanaged.谢谢Thanks!看起来确实非常缺乏管理It does seem to be very p

4、oorly run,但我们到这里也才两分钟but weve only been here for two minutes.他们的疯狂也许会有条理的There may be a method to their madness.给猫剥皮的方式都不止一种呢Theres more than one way to skin a cat.四种给猫剥皮的方式有四种Four. Theres four ways to skin a cat.嗷啊这是啥啊-常规刀片-0w! Ah! What is this? - Regular blade- 土狼陷阱哥们-啊这也太疼了Coyote trap, dude. - Ah

5、! This hurts!是啊我们有就严重的动物灾害问题Yeah, we got, like, a huge vermin problem.我是说我们本来打算给谁打电♥话♥投诉这事儿的I mean, weve been meaning to call somebody about it, 但你知道没人接电♥话♥啊 but you know, nobody get on the phone.你们就是你们打电♥话♥要找的人Youre the people you would be calling.这也太迷糊了Tha

6、t is so trippy.嗷你被开除了你被开除了Ow! Youre fired! Youre fired!整个部门都被开除了The whole department is fired.嗷这好疼这可是我跑步用的脚啊0w, this hurts! This was one of my running feet!哟我们去牙买♥♥加吧-不我们该去牙买♥♥加 Yo, lets go to Jamaica. - No, we should go to Jamaica.哦你说的也是那个吧Oh, is that what you said?耶兄弟Ye

7、ah, dog.公园与游憩公园与游憩第5季第18集第5季第18集Ron你在这里流了一天的汗了Ron, youve been sweating in here all day.你喝了任何液体了吗Are you drinking any fluids?是的够多了Yes, plenty.不你需要喝水No, you need to drink water.通常我都是喝纯的Usually, I take it neat,但我以健康的名义就破个例吧but I will make an exception in the name of health.昨晚我和Diane以及姑娘们一起看了场电影Last nig

8、ht, I watched a movie with Diane and the girls指海底总动员其中一条橙色的鱼和他的父亲分开了in which an orange fish is separated from his father.孩子们在吸鼻涕The children were sniffling,我本以为是由于电影的悲伤状态which I believed to be due to the sad nature of the film.我错了I was wrong.你需要把这么多层都脱掉You need to take off those layers,补水然后去看医生rehyd

9、rate, and go to the doctor.谢谢你的关心我会没事的Thank you for your concern, I will be fine.请把恒温器调到32度然后别管我了Please turn the thermostat up to 90 and leave me alone.Ron这不安全Ron, this isnt safe.我是个成年人了I am a grown man.我以前得过感冒我不需要帮助I have had a cold before, I need no help,所以如果你不介意-so if you dont mind-差不多该这样了That se

10、ems about right.好了突击测验香味名字Okay, pop quiz. Name the scent.呃“痉挛“不对“恐颜巨♥乳♥Uh, Spasm. No, Butter Face!非常好-好Very good! - Yes!我在试着让更多大公♥司♥给Sweetums基金会捐赠m trying to get more big companies to donate to the Sweetums Foundation, 而 Tom 给我们联♥系♥上了 DenniS Feinsteinand Tom

11、 got us a meeting with Dennis Feinstein,Pawnee首要的香水和古龙水生产商Pawnees premier manufacturer of perfumes and cologne.哦Oh!或者可能是杀虫剂Or possibly, insecticide.Dennis Feinstein属于新一代的富豪-Dennis Feinstein belongs to a new generation of wealth-说唱歌♥手技术天才极限运动奖牌得主rappers, tech geniuses, X Games medallists,当然还有“

12、香味艺术家”and of course, scent artists.这个男人有一辆劳力萨斯The man owns a Rolexus.是一辆装满劳力士手表的雷克萨斯车Its a Lexus filled with Rolexes.为啥要那么做啊Whats the point of that?拥有啊他就有啊To have it, which he does.好吧我来展开讨论捐赠的益处Okay, Ill lay out the benefits of donating.Tom以他的独家技术来奉承和闲聊Torn will flatter and schmooze as only Tom can.

13、Andy你知道这对你来说就是个学习经历Andy, you know, this is just a learning experience for you,所以看着听着就行so you just watch and listen.我动用了一大堆人脉才搞定这次会面I had to pull a lot of strings to get this meeting,所以拜托都别给我丢脸so please, no one embarrass me.Ben穿点体面的衣服比如燕尾服Ben, put on something decent, like a tux.Andy你没救了就洗个澡吧Andy, yo

14、ure hopeless, just take a shower.我已经洗了个我叫做“DWyer澡”的澡I already took what I call a Dwyer shower.我用空气清新剂抹了腋窝I rubbed my armpits with air fresheners.新车味道New car.动物管理长♥期&hearts渚B是这个政♥府♥最不称职的职员仓库Animal control has long been a repository for some of this governments most incompetent em

15、ployees.Jerry Gergich就是从那里开始的Jerry Gergich got his start there.嗯-好吧嗯Well. - All right, well.是所以新的主任需要称职Yeah, so our new director needs to be competent,有作用不是完全整天嗑药的状态effective, and not completely stoned all the time.我已经领先一步了小妹妹我有个完美的家伙m way ahead of you there, girly. I got the perfect guy.一个朋友有点酗酒Friend of mine, bit of an alcoholic, 有点贪婪要不是战争英雄要不就是战犯 a little grabby, either a war hero or war cri