Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第三季第十六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、这个肯定行好吧我设计了一个游戏节目This is it for certain, okay? I create a game show.两个人在台上好吧他们扔个硬币Two people on stage, right? They flip a coin.一个人要实施心脏手术One of them has to perform open-heart surgery.另一个人要接受心脏手术The other one has to receive open-heart surgery.我们叫它“开心手术”We call it Open-Heart Surgery.要不这样你买♥&hea

2、rts;一架 Gulfstream G-IV 飞机How about this? You buy a Gulfstream G-IV jet.已经有兴趣了-轮子卸掉Already interested. - Take the wheels off.把它拆了 -把飞机变成公♥寓♥楼Get em off of there. - Turn the jet into an apartment building.人们可以住在自己的私人飞机里People could live inside their own private jet.我们在为Jean-Ralphio想新的生意点

3、子Were currently coming up with business ideas for Jean-Ralphio 因为今天他的银行账户爆♥炸♥ 了cause as of today, his bank account is blowing up.我用老式方法赚钱I made my money the old-fashioned way.*我被豪车给撞翻了*I got run over by a Lexus还是不敢相彳言官司能赔那么多钱I still cant believe you won all that money in the lawsuit.你基

4、本上没受伤You barely got hurt at all.你也想被撞吗因为我认识个人Do you want to get run over? Because I know a guy.超级轻柔的小小擦伤大笔赔款Super gentle. Minor scrapes and bruises, major dollars and cents. 我知道了你最擅长什么I got it. What are you amazing at?我知道我们都知道我们就同时说吧I know it. We both know lets just say it at the same time.创造奇观-奇观Cr

5、eating spectacles. - .spectacles.嗯我想到了你成立Pawnee首家也是独家的No, I got it. You create Pawnees first and only高端全平台媒体娱乐联合体high-end, all-media entertainment conglomerate.当然这当然是我必须要做的事Absolutely. Thats absolutely what I have to do.是什么意思呢What does it mean?意思是音频视频电影3D电影夜店-是的It means audio, video, movies, 3-D mov

6、ies, nightclubs. - Yeah.iPhone程序如果是娱乐你就要参与.iPhone apps. If its entertainment, youre involved.是的我当然会Yes, of course I am.然后你叫它And you call it.娱乐7二OEntertainment 7Twenty.不No!为啥为啥啊Why? Why?你别尖叫了You gotta stop screaming.我会的我就是很激动为什么我们要叫它娱乐7二。啊I WiILIjUSt get excited. Why do we call it Entertainment 7Twen

7、ty? 因为你愿意为你的客户转地球两圈Cause youre willing to go around the world twice for your clients. 太难以置彳言了That is unbelievable!但听我说听我说But listen to me, listen to me.我需要你加入我的团队才能搞定好吧m gonna need you on my team to pull this off, all right?我做这个不能没有你I cant do this without you.我不知道啊大哥我不行我得辞职I dont know, man. I cant.

8、d have to quit my job.好那我不和你一起做了Okay Ill do it without you.公园与游憩公园 与 游憩第3季第16集第3季第16集我有很重要的新闻要发布I have some very important news是关于我们最喜欢的迷你马Lil Sebastian的 about our favorite mini-horse, Lil Sebastian. 耳B Lil SebastianYay! Lil Sebastian!他昨晚去世了He died last night.不No.但我们可以安心的是他已经在天堂了But We can take comf

9、ort in the fact that he is in heaven now, 做着他最喜欢的两件事doing the two things he loves doing the most.吃胡萝卜和自♥由♥撒尿Eating carrots and urinating freely.我早上上班时看到降了半旗When I walked in this morning and saw the flag was at half-mast, 我想“太棒了I thought, All right.又有个官员领便当了Another bureaucrat ate it.但我后

10、来发现是Lil SebastianBut then I found out it was Lil Sebastian.降半旗也太高了Half-mast is too high.表现点该死的尊严好吗Show some damned respect.因为他为这个镇做的一切Because of all hes done for the town, 我们要为他办一个小型的哀悼仪式 we are gonna be holding a small memorial service for him.但现在But for now,我觉得我们应该默哀一会儿I think we should bow our he

11、ads in a moment of silence.Shania Twain - Man! I Feel Like a Woman!作为女人最好的事情Best thing about being a woman是有享受一点点乐趣的特权Is the prerogative to have a little fun and哦哦哦完全变疯子忘记我是女士Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget m a lady男士衬衫还有短裙Mens shirts, short skirts我来吧谢谢I got it, thank you.就是这种时候当某人或者某马去世的时候Its

12、times like this, when someone, or some horse, passes,你才真的开始审视你的生活that you really take stock of your life.你看看周围发现你自己You look around you, and you start to realize真正在意的是什么what it is that you truly care about.对Lil Sebastian我猜应该是新鲜的麦秆马槽里的水For Lil Sebastian, I imagine it was good fresh oats, a trough of w

13、ater,娱乐720商业计划和一个自愿的性伙伴不自愿的也行and a willing sexual partner. Or non-willing.他是匹马所以我觉得他们怎么样都是要做的He was a horse, so I think they had to do it either way.嘿Hey.嘿Ann最近咋样Hey, Ann, hows it going?不用客套我知道你是想在这见Leslie的You dont have to pretend. I know youre supposed to meet Leslie here.但我也很好奇最近咋样了But m also curi

14、ous about how its going.嗯哼Leslie正忙她在准备Lil Sebastian的哀悼仪式Mmm-hmm. Leslies busy, shes working on the Lil Sebastian memorial service.但你知道吗她把这张纸条留下来给你But you know what? She did give me this note to give to you,然后她也想让我深深吻你and she also wanted me to kiss you deeply,这一条我把话带到就行了-好which m going to have to pas

15、s on. - Okay.我真的喜欢我在这儿的新兼♥职♥I really like my new part-time job here.我的新同事搬离了市政厅所以这个房♥间只属于我My office mate moved down the hall so I have this whole room just for me. 还有Ben和LeSlie他俩偷偷在这里And Ben and Leslie, who secretly meet here.一天见40回.forty times a day.她画了一只亲吻恶魔She drew a kiss monster在纸条上on the note.是啊Yeah.听着我非常乐意你俩来用我的办公室Look, you guys are totally welcome to use my office